It becomes my duty to first clear and burst certain myths. What follows has already been posted as a comment in/for the post “Pehla Pehla Plaster”, as a rebuttal (genuine) to Abhi’s snide remarks.

Foaly - a message for abhi on 7:22 PM
AbhiYou think I'm some love stricken yearling, but I'm not.That woman is someone, whom I respect with my all my heart and head. Not always because of the reasons you think but because she is a considerate person, ultra cool, jovial and open kinda woman.She is one of those few (rare) teachers who at least acknowledges my presence without a frown, and considers me able enough to walk and talk.But with creatures like Ummat, Richa ma'am, and Priya Narayan on the loose, who look for Abhinav Goel - Abhi Darling - Abhinav every time they get a hangnail, you'll never understand what I mean.With all due respect, SUMAN DAGUR is AWESOME, SMART, and INTELLIGENT and hopefully, she will never change her colors.

And to add that I do not quite appreciate SD’s new hair cut, is perhaps pertinent too.

Now, to some real business.
When Saksham (I believe) coined the term ‘Nautanki’, it was meant to be a far specific concept than you think. Let me tell you what Nautanki is. Its funny that one needs to tell you this.

Nautanki is:
To tilt your head 65 degrees (magically so) if you want to wish a teacher ‘Good Morning’.
To send mails to my inbox which are addressed to Saksham, despite all my telling that (that) particular mailing address belongs to me, not to Saksham.
To shout everything out when a squeak would just do fine, to compliment your height, or the lack of it.
To assume that you have an upper hand in every situation, whether it be fighting with me or getting the Perfoma (I really don’t know how its spelt) signed from Suresh Sir.
To sing songs about Rahul Bhaiyya and Rohan Saiyyan whenever you can spare your voice box from doing the shouting business.



All that said, I think ‘mujhe joote\machli\rasgulle padne waale hai’.
Hey matrix, it’s all meant to be some sick fun, I am not starting a blog fight, as you would undoubtedly mention.

well here comes nautanki 2. and before u start reading, let me apologize for being rude, nasty and watever bad things come to ur mind.according to suresh sir's quiet student "our class is filled with nerds who only study and all work and no play has turned them into dumb a**es". (for her name plz refer to swati, preeja, me , rajat or nancy). but i dont quite believe in this theory. i mean yes, 2/3rd of the class is like that and the remaining one-third comprises of nerds who dont study and are dumb a**es (like me).
but yes, one thing is for sure, our class is the nautanki baaz lot of the school. i mean how many of u know that at this moment there are three very secret onesided affairs going on in our class itself? be its utsav's depression (i dont know y saksham thinks its not nautanki) or jyot's sighs when S.D. enters the class with her new hair cut, it is both irritating and fun. preeja spilling her daal on her uniform with a safedi ka chamkaar and then going to clinic with a i-will-kill-everybody-who-is-laughing-at-me expression , saagar almost kicking abhi for stepping on his new shoes, pallav being suresh sir's hot favourite student even after having pen tattoos on his arm, me screaming due to a damn chipkali sticking to the ceiling, its all a part and parcel of an average 12-b student's life.
there are other sort of nautanki as well. students publicizing that they left their coaching institutes for not making it into batch 1 and studying at home with a home tutor(god damned they still believe that i have believed them), taking chuttis for phase tests and then saying "i didnt know school was open"(with ref. to vinayak), amandeep trying to increase his attendance by proving S.D. wrong, Ms. K. A. showing special and personal animousity to Utsav, somebody stealing a physics p.c. that too of me whose handwriting is unreadable, and jyot allotting icecream flavours and saksham alotting beauty creams to girls, all form a part of nautanki of 12-b.
and to think its all a matter of months. then all of us gonna get scatterred. the lucky ones cracking iit and all (even if u r a five point someone, u r still an iit product) or going abroad and the other ppl chakkar katofying D.U. .