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Published February 13, 2006 by impressionist | E-mail this post
Who doesn’t know of our Maths teacher’s flair for extraordinarily uncommon and sophisticated language! However hard I might try to refrain myself from getting distracted by the occasional insertion of exotic words in her language, I invariably stray from relations and functions into a delirium induced from it. And, also she sort of likes to take the path less trodden in framing her sentences. Take a look and you’ll know on your own.
Normal Human Being (NHB): If 'x' equals 'a' plus 'b'…
Our Maths Teacher (OMT): In the highly probable event of there being a variable, which for those lost in their sleepy bliss, is generally taken to be 'x', which happens to be the algebraic sum of two more variables (of the same kind as 'x') which here are being represented by the first and the second letters of the English alphabet which again happen to be 'a' and 'b'… (phew!)
NHB: Stop talking!
OMT: Have you been programmed to start off as soon as I enter the classroom and go on blabbering till the end of it, irrespective of the shouting of the woman who’s standing here and screaming her lungs out? Absolutely incorrigible. (and half the class thinks she’s mispronouncing encouragable.)
NHB: I’ll send you outside the class!
OMT: Child, don’t consider yourself too lucky that you’ve not been sent outside the class yet; I want you to know that it is me who is being considerably considerate in not having compelled myself to send you out yet. Believe me, as long as my legs can support my weight throughout the class, you are under constant danger.
I think ‘that’s about it’. Well, if you can think of any more, do type them out and submit them. (Guys, forgive the exaggeration, it’s all in good spirit.)
Normal Human Being (NHB): If 'x' equals 'a' plus 'b'…
Our Maths Teacher (OMT): In the highly probable event of there being a variable, which for those lost in their sleepy bliss, is generally taken to be 'x', which happens to be the algebraic sum of two more variables (of the same kind as 'x') which here are being represented by the first and the second letters of the English alphabet which again happen to be 'a' and 'b'… (phew!)
NHB: Stop talking!
OMT: Have you been programmed to start off as soon as I enter the classroom and go on blabbering till the end of it, irrespective of the shouting of the woman who’s standing here and screaming her lungs out? Absolutely incorrigible. (and half the class thinks she’s mispronouncing encouragable.)
NHB: I’ll send you outside the class!
OMT: Child, don’t consider yourself too lucky that you’ve not been sent outside the class yet; I want you to know that it is me who is being considerably considerate in not having compelled myself to send you out yet. Believe me, as long as my legs can support my weight throughout the class, you are under constant danger.
I think ‘that’s about it’. Well, if you can think of any more, do type them out and submit them. (Guys, forgive the exaggeration, it’s all in good spirit.)
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Our math teacher considers us all either as simpletons who must marvel at her verbal exercise of unexploited words or the dame actually thinks that we can discern the connotation of incorrigible. (I for one, know at least the meaning of this one word)
I wonder whether she tries to impress us, or it’s just her temperament.
It’s hard to deem for the raison d'être that I have pragmatically observed her talking (chattering more like) to ‘supplementary’ teachers.
“oye Amit, aaj ki class tu le le. Waise bhi in wello ke saath mera sar dard hota hai”
“Suman, I wonder how these rascals are on the loose. Mere paas koi authority hoti, ek ek ko pakar kar batati.”
(Jyot, Abhinav, Rohil and Arka in the chemistry lab with Kanupriya and OTM get to hear some thing like – “Moti—hasi aayi—haye ram—what the hell—bataaongee kabhi”) “oye, tum sub, yeh teacher-on ki baatien suna mat karo.“
oh god...its cruel, its wicked, its actually sinister planning on both u and foaly's part but is soo very true and so damn enjoyable. it made me laugh out loud and it made me curse u for being so bad to such a nice (i mean it)teacher. u rock mannn
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